• Cry
• Die
• Write a love poem on a card in your own blood and send it to the scumbag who wouldn’t be your Valentine
• Count down the hours until it’s the Day After Valentine’s Day and you can go and stock up on 50% off candy
• sell your soul to the voodoo god of pestilence and bring a 25 generational curse on the scumbag who wouldn’t be your Valentine

Because Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be so gloomy.