We all make mistakes.

From time to time I like to subject myself to ruthless torture by looking at things I cannot afford on the internet because I am a masochist and I occasionally listen to Nicki Minaj, which is pretty much the same thing. Even though it’s hotter than Satan’s breath right now I still really want this shirt. Especially now that its back up on Nasty Gal’s site. I need to find a man who comes up in the club and be blazin’ up got stacks on deck like he savin’ up. That made me bleed a little inside.

Can I just say, it looks like he fell into a pool of queer and drowned. And its beautiful.

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I don’t know about you, but there are all kinds of things I would do to this breezily sophisticated outfit, that I’m a little reluctant to put into print, because I don’t want you guys to not look at me the same.

Ok. I confess. I would wear this outfit. Where it all day and all night. There. I said it. Judge away.

The best thing about ASOS is that they wait until I have spent all of my money to pul new items out of their secret vault of items designed to make me weep tears of blood. Just look at this. Just look.

Besides being breathtaking, this look is also practical, in that the thing about wearing shorts made out of aluminum foil is that you can use them to preserve your food as well. Killing two birds with one stone.

So I was watching Fashion Police yesterday and knew I would have to come back to you guys to point out that Eva Longoria is more beautiful than Cinderella, she smells like pine needles, and she has a face like sunshine.

But mostly, she looks phenomenal in that dress.

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