I was gonna make a corny snake in my boot joke…since she has snake print boots and all. But it ssssssseemed too childish.
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I was gonna make a corny snake in my boot joke…since she has snake print boots and all. But it ssssssseemed too childish.
I think you guys should know that I went megashoppingsplurginggoingtoregretlatering recently. And among the things I picked up these babies are their way to my house as we speak. Fly, little snakeskin children! Fly! You guys will know when they get to me. I’ll explode. You’ll be able to see it from your house.
Because we are all brother ladies and joined by the bonds of dictatorship, you being my followers and I your admirable dictator, I’m going to let you in on a secret. Nasty Gal is hosting a giveaway where you can enter to win a free pair of shoes like these platform beauties every month for a year. I know, I know. Don’t panic. Don’t combust. Don’t die. Just go my lovelys! Go! Fly away on your fashionable wings and place your entry! Make Mama Dictator proud. Or extremely jealous, should you win.
This just gives me the tinglys all over. If glamour could kill. Let’s say glamour can kill. You have now been cursed. If you don’t reblog this photo within 15 minutes of seeing it absolutely nothing will happen to you, because chain letters are stupid. And when I ignore them nothing ever happens to me, except for that one time that evil clown came out from under my bed and stabbed me. Rude.
I thought Kate Lanphear was dead, but it seems like all of this time she’s been away training in the hyperbolic time chamber to buff up her sartorial skills. I think all that training really paid off. Supreme Kai will be proud, when he’s done being gay.
You better be glad I haven’t figured out how to reach through my computer screen and just grab whatever I want, yet. When I do, you’re all in trouble. All of you.
Ugh, I’m getting closer and closer to my goal of getting my hands on something, anything snake print. H&M has a dress for $30. BUT, if push comes to shove I do not live far away from the country. I’m sure there are plenty of snakes hiding in the woods, just laying out dreaming of the day they will become stars in my closet.
Hereeeeee, snake-y, snake-y, snake-y…
You guys know what I reaaaaaaallllyyyyyy, reaaaaallllyyyyyyyy want?!?!
World domination.
…..Oh, these pants, too. Or just any snake print pants in general. At $80, these were the cheapest ones I could find at the best quality. There were some for $33 on another website, but…..they looked like…..they cost $33.
*Le sigh, what’s a struggling evil mastermind/fashionista to do?
